Queen Bee

The End is Here

Is it really June already? Well, with just a little over a week until finals I guess this year is almost over. I must say, that this year was a million times better than last year. I mean, just looking back this year couldn’t have gone better. Well except for that one incident where that girl, whose name is so insignificant right now, spread vicious rumors about me. Like, really, I understand why people are so intimidated by me, but spreading fake lies?! I swear, we’re not children anymore. It’s so sad how some people have to revert back to childish ways just because they feel threatened by me. Like, I know I’m popular and pretty and that everyone wishes that they were me. I guess that’s just the price you have to pay when you hold power. 

Well, this has been another amazing year. I’ve managed to stay on top while dealing with some of the underclassmen who think that they can just stroll in here and act like they’re all that. It’s the end of Junior Year, only one more left for me. Senior year is going to be my year to fully shine. Say hello to your future Prom Queen. We’ve got a full 3 months ahead of us. Time to start preparing.

Wake Up, Spring is Here

March already? Do you know what that means? SPRING BREAK! 

And yes, many of you may have noticed that I wasn’t alone on Valentine’s day. I always get what I want. Always.

I know it may seem that because I’m so perfect that everything comes easily to me. But I do make an effort, it’s not easy having everyone in the whole school look up to you, you know? It’s tough being the most popular girl in school. I mean everyone looks up to me, and I can’t disappoint. It’s so hard being better than everyone else. But that’s what it takes to be on top. Take notes kiddies, if you want to be on top you have to be better than everyone else. If you want power, you have to fight your way to the top. How do you think I got here? 

Queen of Hearts

Love is in the air! Or is it? Yes, you must all know as of now I don’t have a boyfriend. But don’t think that for a second that it’s my fault. Seriously, all of the boys in the Junior class just aren’t right for me. 

That’s why I’m setting my sights higher. Hello, senior class boys. And I don’t have my eyes set on just any senior. My eyes are set on Scott, the quarterback of the football team. Valentine’s day is coming up and you’re not going to find me spending it alone. xoxo

New Year

Another year has passed. It’s time to CELEBRATE! What better way to celebrate than a huge party at my house! Are you ready fort this?! Of course, you have to be invited. I don’t want any random person just walking into my house thinking that they’re cool or something. I hope everyone knows that only the cool people are invited to my party. I can’t afford having people from the bottom of the food chain showing up. I mean, really, who would want them there anyway?

Time for Gifts

Christmas is here! Do you know what that means? It’s time for everyone to get what they deserve. And considering that I’ve been such a good girl this year, I know I’m going to get everything I wished for. Like, I only made fun of one girl’s outfit today. Seriously, this girls need to follow my fashion advice. I’m just trying to make student body a more well-dressed place. Honestly, I’m just trying to make our school a better place. Doesn’t that deserve some recognition this Christmas?

People may think I’m too tough, but honestly, I’m just trying to help everyone. Obviously, everyone can’t be me, no matter how hard they try. Yes, I know it sucks that everyone’s stuck being so ordinary. There’s a reason I deserve to be on top. I’m better than everyone else…duh. 

So, I’m expecting to receive everything that I want for Christmas because I obviously deserve it.

Thanksgiving

I was beginning to think that November would never get here. November is here, which means Thanksgiving break is soon to ensue. So let’s take a break and think about what I’m truly grateful this year.

1. First, I am thankful for make-up and cosmetics because it helps to just enhance my beauty. I swear, some of these girls come to class looking like they haven’t slept in days. And some girls look like they should be working in a farm or something! Seriously, someone has never heard of Clinique or something.
2. I’m thankful for my house. Seriously, I love my master bedroom it has everything I need. I love that my house is like thee place to throw parties. Like, I would hate to wake up anywhere else besides my bedroom. 
3. My car, duh. I would hate to be just like those other kids who have to take the bus or even walk to school. Like what’s the point of going to school if you can’t look cool on the way. 
4. Finally, I’m thankful that I am so fabulous!!! Seriously, I mean I would hate my life if I were anyone else. Like, those kids with average lives. It must suck to be so ordinary.

Well there you go. A quick and brief list of what I’m thankful for this year.

Jealous

Apparently there’s this new girl at school that’s spreading rumors about me. I can’t help it if people hate me because I’m just prettier and more popular than they are. I don’t understand why people are more threatened by people that are more popular than they are. I mean, seriously, it’s not like my fault that I’m better than most people. I was just born this way. 

Fashion

As a favor to all of you I’ve decided that to give some of you some fashion advice. Of course, most of you will never look good as me no matter how hard you try. 

1. Drop those pounds ladies and gentlemen. If you want to look as great as me, you’re going to need to lose some weight. Okay?
2. Get your eyebrows plucked/tweezed/threaded. Because really, no one wants to look at those caterpillars above your eyes. 
3. You know those plaid skirts from the 80’s some of you insist on wearing? Well, there’s a reason they stayed in the 80’s. 
4. PLEASE, look in a mirror before you leave the house.

These are just a few words of wisdom. I don’t even know why I try. Most of you still come to school looking like you haven’t had a decent shower or meal in months.

New Kids

You know those new kids that come every year with the new freshman. They’re so cute. They come walking in the halls with their huge backpacks and their heads held up high (as if it’s not enough trying to hold their huge backpacks up) and walk around the school like they own the school or something.

So cute. But these kids have to get something straight: I’m in charge around here. And these little freshman can’t come charging in acting like they own the school, because they don’t. Honestly, how can they expect to get anywhere wearing last season’s shoes and with their 6 dollar haircuts. And they actually eat the food that they serve in the cafeteria, how gross! Like, all I never eat in the cafeteria. I heard that one slice of pizza has like 400 calories. That is so disgusting, I don’t know how anyone can eat that food.

I swear, it’s like these kids don’t care about what people think about them. Because, obviously, it does matter. This is a dog eat dog world and I am not going to find myself a the bottom. If you want to be on top you have to care. You have to make yourself better than everyone else. You have to be perfect. It’s hard but it’s worth it to be on top.

It’s that time of year again…

It’s time to say goodbye to the sun and late nights at the beach with friends. It’s time to hit the books again, or in my case, find a new friend to help me do homework. Let’s all welcome Junior Year with open arms, because it’s almost about time that I’m gone and out of here.

Let’s keep what happened in the past in the past and enjoy what this new school year has in store for me. Junior Year, Baby!